True Villains - Authors

Joshua Kurtz, adept writer, actor and psychophysicist, started his life as a failure. He was bad at sports, bad at writing, bad at making friends, bad at eating, bad at- well, everything. At the age of nine, while walking down the street alone and friendless, Kurtz discovered a strange device he would later discover to be an improbability generator. He set the device to a high power level, and as such, a very unlikely thing happened. The device vanished, and Joshua Kurtz was granted dashing good looks, creativity, people skills, intelligence, and superpowers.

Josh took to crime fighting, and before long, was a world renowned icon. Leaping rooftops and fighting crime, Kurtz singlehandedly eliminated almost ninety five percent of crime in the world. When the life of a superhero bored him, he used his superpowers to build himself a new world; a world where crime was rampant and troubles were many. He was twelve years old at the time, and spent the next two years of his life completely eradicating the many millions of evil doers on his own planet. He then returned to his home world and settled down with a day job.

A day job of slaying dragons. The improbability drive got loose, and when a mad scientist discovered it, he began to use it to create evil minions for himself. And so, Kurtz’s nemesis was born. The mighty hero did battle with his nemesis and his minions for a full year without rest. When the battle had ended, Kurtz was victorious, but at a high price. The world was completely uninhabitable, and in a last feat of heroism, Kurtz sacrificed his superpowers in order to safely transport the human race to the planet he had early created and rid of crime; Earth.

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Madison Hughes, talented artist, writer and hydrokinetic, was born and raised in a Craxlon death camp in dimension a few awkward pauses to the left of ours. At the age of six months, she ate the brain of one of her alien captors, and gained all of the knowledge of the entire race, including how to fight without weapons, design complex computer programs, shoot lasers from her eyes, and make a damn good cup of coffee. Using this knowledge, she quickly turned the death camp inside out by fighting through an army of aliens and overloading the dark matter fusion generator.

After escaping to earth on an extra dimensional spaceship, a trip that would take the next three and a half years of her life, she was shot by an overzealous hunter, and while under the influence of blood loss and rage, she designed the first prototype of her time machine. She went back in time, punched the hunter in the stomach for being so dumb, went to meet her future self, and together the two had to fight their way through a space-time paradox that nearly caused the destruction of the universe.

Due to unexplainable time circumstances, Madison skipped the next several years of her life, and decided to go undercover living in a library, where she pretended to be a ghost that haunted the walls, but actually used the computers to hack into the government mainframe and find out everything she could ever need to know about Earth’s society and more. With this knowledge, she conquered the world, decided that the leadership wasn’t very enjoyable, went back in time, and now lives her life in the leisure of a vacation dimension four temporal pockets northwest of ours, where she writes her ongoing “fictional” novel about a universe made entirely of cheese.



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	Joshua Kurtz, adept writer, actor and psychophysicist, started his life as a failure. He was bad at sports, bad at writing, bad at making friends, bad at eating, bad at- well, everything. At the age of nine, while walking down the street alone and friendless, Kurtz discovered a strange device he would later discover to be an improbability generator. He set the device to a high power level, and as such, a very unlikely thing happened. The device vanished, and Joshua Kurtz was granted dashing good looks, creativity, people skills, intelligence, and superpowers. Josh took to crime fighting, and before long, was a world renowned icon. Leaping rooftops and fighting crime, Kurtz singlehandedly eliminated almost ninety five percent of crime in the world. When the life of a superhero bored him, he used his superpowers to build himself a new world; a world where crime was rampant and troubles were many. He was twelve years old at the time, and spent the next two years of his life completely eradicating the many millions of evil doers on his own planet. He then returned to his home world and settled down with a day job. A day job of slaying dragons. The improbability drive got loose, and when a mad scientist discovered it, he began to use it to create evil minions for himself. And so, Kurtz’s nemesis was born. The mighty hero did battle with his nemesis and his minions for a full year without rest. When the battle had ended, Kurtz was victorious, but at a high price. The world was completely uninhabitable, and in a last feat of heroism, Kurtz sacrificed his superpowers in order to safely transport the human race to the planet he had early created and rid of crime; Earth. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Madison Hughes, talented artist, writer and hydrokinetic, was born and raised in a Craxlon death camp in dimension a few awkward pauses to the left of ours. At the age of six months, she ate the brain of one of her alien captors, and gained all of the knowledge of the entire race, including how to fight without weapons, design complex computer programs, shoot lasers from her eyes, and make a damn good cup of coffee. Using this knowledge, she quickly turned the death camp inside out by fighting through an army of aliens and overloading the dark matter fusion generator. After escaping to earth on an extra dimensional spaceship, a trip that would take the next three and a half years of her life, she was shot by an overzealous hunter, and while under the influence of blood loss and rage, she designed the first prototype of her time machine. She went back in time, punched the hunter in the stomach for being so dumb, went to meet her future self, and together the two had to fight their way through a space-time paradox that nearly caused the destruction of the universe. Due to unexplainable time circumstances, Madison skipped the next several years of her life, and decided to go undercover living in a library, where she pretended to be a ghost that haunted the walls, but actually used the computers to hack into the government mainframe and find out everything she could ever need to know about Earth’s society and more. With this knowledge, she conquered the world, decided that the leadership wasn’t very enjoyable, went back in time, and now lives her life in the leisure of a vacation dimension four temporal pockets northwest of ours, where she writes her ongoing “fictional” novel about a universe made entirely of cheese.